A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...