I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.