I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.