"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

Take my wife... Please!

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.