The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"