My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"