"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.