There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Let's get up here before we get killed!