The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"