She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
If I had blood, I'd blush.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.