I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.