We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"