When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.