When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.