Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."