When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.