While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.