The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!