Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.