Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Take my wife... Please!
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?