I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.