A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.