My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.