My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.