During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
Henny YoungmanSomeone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
Henny YoungmanI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
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