Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.