If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
Let's get up here before we get killed!
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.