My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.