"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.