My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.