Take my wife... Please!
I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.