2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'