She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.