The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."