2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.