Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!