I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".