You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'