This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. The man says, Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. I'm sorry, he's on vacation. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's on a big case, not available for a week. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's playing golf today. Okay, then, let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. Speaking.