"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.