Let's get up here before we get killed!
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.