I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"