The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.