A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?