I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"