You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"