A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?
Henny YoungmanI'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
Henny YoungmanFarrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
Henny Youngman