Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.