Let's get up here before we get killed!
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?