My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
What is a home without children? Quiet.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.