She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.