The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.