A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.