What is a home without children? Quiet.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.