A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.