A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

We aim to please... You aim too, please.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."