Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.