Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.