Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"