My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"