The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.