She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.