She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.