She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"