My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.