I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
We aim to please... You aim too, please.
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.