A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.