I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?