I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.