Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.