We aim to please... You aim too, please.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.

I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.

I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.