My wife has a black belt in shopping.
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.