We aim to please... You aim too, please.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.