I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat!