I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.