A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!