A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?

The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.