On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."