Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
If I had blood, I'd blush.
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."