Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
We aim to please... You aim too, please.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?