I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.