Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
If I had blood, I'd blush.
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.