Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.