On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
We aim to please... You aim too, please.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."