I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.