There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"