Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.