Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.