Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.