Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.