I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.