My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!