Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'