I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.