My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
If I had blood, I'd blush.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.