A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
If I had blood, I'd blush.
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?