My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'