The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!