The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.