The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. The man says, Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. I'm sorry, he's on vacation. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's on a big case, not available for a week. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's playing golf today. Okay, then, let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. Speaking.

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.