You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.