You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.