All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.