I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.