She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.