My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
What is a home without children? Quiet.
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.