Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.