You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"