Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.