Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.