A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
If I had blood, I'd blush.
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'