When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.