My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
Henny YoungmanAmericans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Henny YoungmanMy wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
Henny Youngman