I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.