I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.