My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.