Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.