My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.

A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. The man says, Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. I'm sorry, he's on vacation. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's on a big case, not available for a week. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's playing golf today. Okay, then, let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. Speaking.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!