My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.