I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?