Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?