This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.