When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?