I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.